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Vanderpump Rules S3 E5: Cock Of The Walk – Recap

The latest episode of Vanderpump Rules, Cock of the Walk, aired Monday @ 9/8c. In this episode, a lot of things went down, especially as far as Mr. James Kennedy is concerned. If you want the rundown of this episode, you can scroll down below and check out our little play-by-play we’ve thrown together for you. If you missed the episode, you can always wait for a re-run, or watch Vanderpump Rules online.

Scheana & Shay Try To Eat Healthier

Scheana and husband Mike Shay are trying to eat healthier, so Tom Sandoval and his girlfriend, Ariana Madix visit the couple, so Tom could cook them a healthy meal. We’re just going to say that the meal was extremely green, but the couple did try to finish their plates. Tom also admitted that he used to work for a catering company and that back in the early 2000’s, if you were a young, hot female star, you probably had some of his cooking.

Peter Cut His Hair

Nooooooooo! One of the things that separated Peter from the rest of the gang was the fact that he had that sexy ponytail which practically became his trademark. Unfortunately, his new girlfriend isn’t a huge fan, and Peter wants to look more professional in general. That being said, he decided it was time to get it chopped off.

Even though he got rid of the ponytail, we have to say that we’re a fan of his new haircut, as well. Either way, let’s have a moment of silence for Peter’s ponytail… 🙁

James Made Out With LaLa

Early in the episode, we find out that James had himself a makeout session at some point with his sexy new SUR co-worker, LaLa. This being revealed so early in the episode, we knew things were going to quickly heat up.

James & Kristen Breakup

You’d have to be blind not to see this one coming at some point, especially after James admitting that he made out with LaLa. When he told Kristen about the incident, things really began to get heated. Before we knew it, the couple broke off their relationship. James seemed like he didn’t mind at all to be separated from Kristen, but Kristen was upset and crying over the situation.

Is Kristen Going To Feud With LaLa?

This was the very next thing that popped in our minds after James broke up with Kristen. We’ve certainly seen how catty Kristen can get over her men — just ask Ariana. It didn’t take long before Kristen was having a conversation with LaLa, but it didn’t go the way everyone expected.

Is Jax Jealous Of James?

Jax Taylor used to be the king of the SUR castle at one point. However, James is now the new kid on the block that’s getting all the attention from the ladies. In particular, James is getting quite a bit of attention from LaLa, and it’s obvious that Jax has the hots for her.

James & LaLa Go On A Date

After their makeout session, James and LaLa decided to see if they’d have any chemistry together, so they went out on a little date together. It’s amazing how quickly he moved on from Kristen Doute.

Lisa Gives The Servers A Lesson In Wine

What would Vanderpump Rules be without Lisa Vanderpump cracking some skulls? She decided it was time to give her SURvers a lesson in wine, because everyone seemed to be unfamiliar with the wine menu. Therefore, she had someone come in that could teach her staff what wine’s they should suggest to pair with certain dishes.

Everyone Talks With Scheana About Shay

Let’s face it, no one loves Scheana more than Scheana, so when she gets the chance to talk about herself, she’s going to do it. In this episode, she discussed her issues with Shay with practically everyone. There’s really no updates on their situation as of yet, but Scheana did mention that she’s strictly prohibiting Shay from ever taking any sort of pills again — even if he’s in an accident and truly needs them. She told him if he ever takes another pill, she’s filing for divorce.

The Gang Goes Out For Drinks

The SUR gang decided to go out and have some drinks. Of course, we knew drama wasn’t far behind. Just keep reading!

Kristen Talks w/ LaLa

James was undoubtedly dreading this, but we all knew that it was only a matter of time before Kristen got in contact with LaLa — and that’s exactly what she did while everyone was out drinking. She decided to tell LaLa about all the times James had called her a slut, and told Kristen that the new girl at work dresses like a slut with her boobs hanging out, etc… LaLa, needless to say, was taken back by this and was NOT happy with James.

James, at the absolute worst time, decided to barge in on the convo between Kristen and LaLa at this point. LaLa immediately excused herself and made it clear to James that she wasn’t happy with him.

James Calls LaLa A Basic Bitch

As LaLa and James rejoined their friends for drinks, James was still trying to talk with LaLa about the whole situation with Kristen. LaLa wasn’t interested in talking with him, and James called her a basic bitch. As you could imagine, this caused an uproar at the table, and James was practically under attack by everyone. His attempt to explain his reasoning fell on deaf ears.

As of right now, Stassi Schroeder is still missing in action.

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