Melissa is absolutely hammered.
Melissa climbs into Teresa’s new Lexus SUV, and and scoffs as she says that she “smells new car.”
That’s when Teresa responds with:
You’ve definitely had too much to drink. You’re like, slurring.
As the couple continue to travel home, Teresa decides that she’s had enough, and she’s going to call up her brother, Joe Gorga, and inform him just how much Melissa drinks.
I am calling my brother, and let him know how much you drink.
As the phone call goes on, Joe asks about all the background noise, to which Teresa comments:
It’s your drunk wife.
As the camera goes back to focus on a limo filled with the other housewives, Jacqueline, Siggy, and Dolores, you can hear a voice in the limo say:
Every time you see Melissa, just give her a drink.
Meanwhile, Melissa insists that she’s a fun drunk, and that when she drinks she morphs into her own spirit animal, “Melissa Motherf**king Gorga.”
Eventually, they reach Melissa’s house, and that’s when Teresa has to help her sister-in-law into her own home.
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