The Real Housewives of New York City season 9 can’t come quick enough, and the tagline reveal is when all of us Bravo fans begin to celebrate, because we know it’ll be coming sooner, rather than later.
The taglines not only give us a look at the ladies, and pump us up for the next season, but it’s also like a little teaser in a way. Most of the taglines will give us a little insight as to what to expect in the new season, and the mentality of the ladies this go round.
Now, with that being said, lets go ahead and check out the taglines.
If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.
What else would we expect from Bethenny Frankel? She’s definitely the alpha woman of the group, and she’s not known for taking any trash, so get ready.
Also, I’m left wondering if the “B,” stands for “bitch,” or “Bethenny.” 😆
I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste!
Okay, so I’ll give Ramona Singer that one. It’s definitely creative and fun.
There’s nothing grey about my gardens.
It’s nice that Sonja Morgan is able to poke fun at herself and what not, but this is a little lame.
Luann De Lesseps
The only title I’d trade Countess for, is Wife.
It comes as absolutely no surprise that Luann De Lesseps would toss something in there about her wedding, and it will be even less of a surprise when her entire storyline revolves around that fact.
I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.
Okay, this one actually made me laugh out loud. The whole “made it nice,” throwback was appreciated.
In the politics of friendship, I win the popular vote.
Carole Radziwill is one of those people that still can’t seem to get over the whole election thing, and preaches about politics nonstop. Well, that’s if you follow her on social media, anyways.
Also, it’s sounding like she thinks she’s a friend with all of the housewives, but that clearly wasn’t the case during the last season, so who knows what she’s talking about? Maybe this season she plans on upping her fan base, and friend count?
A good set of lashes can fix anything, even a mugshot.
Since Tinsley Mortimer is the new housewife on the block, it’s really hard to analyze this one. Well, unless she finds herself behind bars during this season.
So, who’s got your vote for best and worst tagline this year? Let us know in the comments below.