That being said, we’re going to hook you up with a little guide on how you can prepare for the big premiere!
Let’s get started:
Read All The Real Housewives of New Jersey News You Can!
If you haven’t done so just yet, you need to go ahead and browse through our Real Housewives of New Jersey section, so you’ll be up to date on all of the latest gossip involving the show, cast mates, etc…
Watch Old Episodes of The Real Housewives of New Jersey
While you’re waiting for the season 7 premiere, you should kill some time by watching some old episodes. Doing this will act as a little bit of a refresher, so you know where everything left off. After all, it’s been a couple years since we’ve seen the ladies!
Here’s how you can watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online.
Read These Books
After checking out Teresa’s book, you can check out Andy’s book:
Clear Your Schedule
Make sure your schedule is all cleared out, and you have nothing on your plate, so you can sit down and watch #RHONJ in peace!
Turn Off Your Phone
Either turn off your phone, or keep it within arm’s reach, so you can hit the mute button when the calls and texts begin to come in. Trust me, you will want all of your attention focused on this premiere episode.
Get In Your Pajamas
After all, you’ll want to be decked out in something comfy when it’s time to sit back on the couch and indulge yourself!
Get Yourself Some Wine
When you’re watching The Real Housewives, wine is absolutely essential. This is especially true if you’re watching #RHONJ.
Get Yourself Some Tissues
Andy Cohen himself has said that he’s watched the premiere episode multiple times, and he’s cried every single time. In other words, we’re going to be in store for a major tear-jerker. Get yourself a box of tissues and keep’em handy. Do yourself a favor and get them in bulk. We have a whole season to look forward to.
Bolt The Dining Room Table To The Floor
Things can get absolutely crazy in Jersey, so you better keep the table bolted to the floor, or who knows what could happen.