I know that a lot of you are going to roll your eyes right now, and probably think that this is a clickbait article, or some type of joke that we’re trying to make, but you’d be wrong.
This is going to blow your mind, and believe me, it’s blowing my mind as I write this.
Jax Taylor and the word “honest,” in the same sentence is something I never would have imagined maybe a year or two ago, but I’ve finally come to the realization that he’s one of the most honest and self-aware people on Vanderpump Rules.
You see, Jax may be a bad person, or even a douche bag, and he does some bad things, but at least he knows he’s horribly flawed as a human being.
Everyone else, I’m not so sure.
#1. Jax Is A Meathead… And He Admits It
Hey, Jax works hard on his body, and takes a shit load of supplements that’ll probably knock 10-20 years off of his life in the long run. He knows this, accepts it, and still does it.
He even covers up his meaty muscles with massive, foreskin-like sweaters that give him a +10 boost to his douche attribute, and he knows this… And accepts it.
#2. Jax Is A Cheater… And He Admits It
Jax knows that he has a problem being honest with women, and being in a committed relationship. Everyone knows this, especially Jax, and he accepts it.
#3. Jax Is Insecure… And He Admits It
Jax has a lot of insecurities, even though he essentially looks like he could be an extra in Magic Mike, and has admitted that he’s had sex with hundreds of women.
#4. Jax Is A F**kup… And He Admits It
Jax has f**ked up a lot. A lot. However, he knows that he’s a f**kup, and typically has no problem telling people this. Still, they trust him, and the situation may end up with Jax f**king them over, but hey, at least he was honest about it!
Just look at his girlfriend, Brittany Cartwright. She knows that Jax is a serial cheater, and has quite the insane past, but still chooses to be with him.
Now, let’s go ahead and look at his co-stars, and how they present themselves.
#5. James Kennedy Thinks He’s The White Kanye West
Now, I’m not going to say that James Kennedy isn’t talented musically. There’s absolutely no doubt that this kid could potentially do some mixes in the future for some talent.
However, at the end of the day, James is a DJ and they’re a dime a dozen. Any kid with a laptop and a pair of Beats By Dre headphones thinks that they are a DJ, as well.
At the end of the day, you’re not the person standing behind the microphone. If you do make it big some day, you’re going to be the unseen face that mixes all the music together in the studio, while someone else takes your beats out onto the stage.
#6. Stassi Schroeder Thinks She’s a Princess
Remember when Stassi thought she was bigger and more important than she was, so she decided to move to New York and quit #PumpRules thinking she was going to land something bigger and better? And then she made a comeback, but hasn’t been as popular ever since?
#7. Kristen Doute Is Writing A Book On Cheaters
In a recent interview, Kristen Doute revealed that she’s going to write a book on how to catch a cheater. It’s just too bad that this didn’t come out sooner, so Tom Sandoval could have had a copy before she decided to cheat on him with Jax.
#8. Scheana Marie Is A Whack-A-Doo
Scheana Marie is definitely one of the scariest individuals on the show. After all, the chick has like 30 model-quality pictures of herself hanging up in her apartment.
She thinks she can sing, and is going to be a pop star.
#9. Ariana Madix And The Whole Sketch Comedy Thing
Come on, Ariana, it’s not like you’re Meryl Streep.
#10. Katie Maloney Doesn’t Think She’s Slut-Shaming LaLa Kent
In a recent interview, Kristen elaborated on the whole Katie VS LaLa feud, saying that Katie doesn’t think she’s slut-shaming LaLa. Instead, that’s just how she views her.
And that’s it.
I’m sure we could come up with a ton more reasons, but we’re going to leave it at 10 for now.
If you have any good ones, make sure you leave them in the comments below.